This has got to be one the cutest and funniest things I have seen! How cute are Ingrid and Klaus! And how cute and fun the twins are with them. I hope this makes you smile. Because it is lovely! Ingrid and Klaus are apparently just some fun German TV people. Feel free to correct me or provide more in the comments.
This is another translation of what is in the video above, more detail I think? From THUK.
Ingrid: Was freut es mich, was freut es mich euch…
How pleased I am, how pleased I am to […] you…
Tom & Bill: Hallo.
Hello. *shaking hands*
Klaus: Gruess dich.
Greetings to you.
Bill: Guten Tag.
Good afternoon.
Ingrid: Ich darf euch hier begruessen.
May I welcome you.
Bill *looking at table*: Aww, schoen Kuchen da… alles.
Aww, nice cakes here… everything.
Ingrid: Alles da.
Everything’s here.
Bill: Und gut gelandet?
And did you have a good landing? [by plane]
Ingrid *not paying attention just being excited*: Ein schoener Mann isses!
*clapping hands* What a beautiful man he is!
Bill laughing
Ingrid: Darf ich mal umarmen?
May I just hug you?
Klaus: Dich hat ja mal die Ingrid beleidigt, nich’?
Ingrid offended you once, didn’t she?
Bill: Hat sie?
Did she?
Klaus: Hast du das mitbekommen?
Were you aware of that? (n.b. Ingrid and Klaus are part of TV Total, so he’s probably referring to something she once said on TV)
Bill: Nein.
No.
Klaus: Doch, doch.
Yes, yes.
Ingrid: Ja, ich hab’ mal gesagt: “Der Bill,“ sag’ ich, “der sieht aus wie ein Struwelpeter!“ Deine Frisur… weisst du, der Struwelpeter… aber das find’ ich auch schick. Yes, I once said: “That Bill,“ I said, “he looks like a Struwelpeter!“ Your hairstyle… you know, the Struwelpeter… but this, I think is fancy.
Bill: Danke.
Thanks.
Klaus: Ja, ganz toll.
Yes, really great.
Ingrid: Das sieht eleganter aus.
It looks more elegant.
Klaus: Einsteigen, bitte.
Boarding, please.
Klaus: Ich mein’, ich kann auch singen, aber die Ingrid, die sagt immer “Du kannst nicht singen.
“I mean, I can also sing but Ingrid here always says: “You can’t sing.“
Tom: Doch, wir singen nachher alle mal zusammen.
Yes, we’ll all sing together later on.
Klaus: Aber jetzt bin ich soweit, dass ich sage, ich kann nicht singen. Dabei, ich kann singen.
But now I’m at the point where I say that I can’t sing. Even though I can sing.
Ingrid: Nein, aber du singst immer so falsch! Du kannst den Ton nicht halten. Ich moechte gern mal ne erste Stimme… das heisst…
No, you’re always singing wrong! You can’t hold a tune. I would like to […] the first voice… that means…
Klaus *interrupting*: Wir sind heute bei Bill und Tom. Tom hat…
Today we’re with Bill and Tom. Tom did…
Ingrid: Jetzt halt mal den Mund.
Just shut up now.
Klaus: … da wollen wir uns heute mal anstaendig…
… we want to [behave] properly for once today…
Ingrid: Bist du jetzt mal still! Bist du jetzt mal…! *to Bill* Jetzt geht’s schon wieder los. *to Klaus* Klaus, ich bitte dich.
Will you be quiet now! Will you be […] now…! *to Bill* Now this starts again. *to Klaus* Klaus, I’m asking you.
Klaus: Du hast den Bill ins Herz geschlossen.
You’ve taken Bill to your heart.
Ingrid: Ich kann ja nichts dafuer.
I can’t help it.
*laughter*
Ingrid: Ich weiss auch wieder wie die erste Strophe… *singing* “wenn ich will, stiehlt der Bill fuer mich Pferde, nur damit ich gluecklich werde“ und dann geht das so weiter.
I know now again what the first verse… *singing* “If I want to, Bill will steal horses for me (n.b. This is a German proverb, meaning: do any crazy thing for her), just so I can be happy” and then it goes on like this.
Bill: Das hab’ ich noch nie gehoert.
I’ve never heard of it.
Ingrid: Ja! Das war mal frueher, ein alter Schlager.
It was back in the day, an old Schlager song.
*football time*
Ingrid: Guck mal!
Just look at that.
*Tom being pleased with himself*
Bill: Einfach geradeaus schiessen.
Just shoot it straight ahead.
*kicking ball*
Ingrid: Habt ihr schon die…
Have you already…
*everybody laughing*
Klaus: Intelligenter ist ja der Bill, nicht?
Bill is more intelligent, isn’t he?
Ingrid *shocked*: Also, ich bitte dich!
Oh, come on!
Klaus: Mein ich.
I think so.
Ingrid *still shocked*: Wieso denn das?! Das ist ja ne Unverschaemtheit, was der schon wieder sagt!
Why on earth?! What an impertinence, what he’s saying again!
Klaus: Lass mich doch jetzt ausreden… ich so… Guck mal, er muss… er ist Saenger.
Now, just let me finish… I just… Look, he has to… he’s a singer.
Ingrid: Du singst falsch! Du weisst ja nichts davon. Du verstehst ja nichts davon.
You sing out of tune! You know nothing of it. You don’t understand any of it.
Klaus: Ihr seid ja Jungfrau, nich’?
You’re a Virgo, right?
Tom & Bill: Ja.
Yes.
Ingrid: Mein Sohn ist auch Jungfrau.
My son is also Virgo.
Klaus: Nein!
No!
Ingrid: Doch!
Yes!
Klaus: Nein.
No.
Ingrid: Christian ist Jungfrau.
Christian is Virgo.
Klaus: Der is’n Loewe!
He is Leo!
Ingrid: Ach, stimmt ja! Meine Oma war Jungfrau.
Oh, that’s right! My grandma was Virgo.
*twins laughing*
Ingrid: Und ich heisse Ingrid Agnes Emma.
I’m called Ingrid Agnes Emma.
Bill: Oh, Agnes is’ aber ’n huebscher Name.
Oh Agnes is a beautiful name.
Tom *cutting in*: … Agnes is’n schoener Name. Ich mein’ Ingrid auch.
… Agnes is a nice name. I mean, Ingrid as well…
Ingrid: Ja, Ingrid find ich auch persoenlich schoen. Ingrid ist ’n aparter Name. Agnes ist von meiner Oma und Emma von ’ner alten Tante.
Yes, personally I find Ingrid nice. Ingrid is a distinctive name. Agnes [came] from my grandma and Emma from an old aunt.
*singing Drei Chinesen mit dem Kontrabass lots of laughing*
Ingrid: Mein Herz geht auf.
My heart opens up.
Bill & Tom: Hm ja.
Hm yeah.
Ingrid: Mein Herz geht dann… wenn meine Katze mich ansieht, mit ihren herrlichen Augen…
My heart just goes… when my cat looks at me, with its wonderful eyes…
Klaus: Ihre Katze… da hat ja schon… da ist irgenwie ’n Mensch drin.
Her cat… that is almost… somehow there’s a human inside.
Ingrid: Ja. Da ist… also ich sag’ “Also du bist… du bist…“. Die ist wie ein Mensch. Die guckt dich an…
Yes. It is… well, I say “Well, you’re… you’re…“ She’s like a human. She looks at you…
Klaus: Die guckt dich an als… nur, die kann nich’ reden.
She looks at you as if… it only can’t talk.
Part 2
Part II
Ingrid *taking a closer look at Bill’s tattoo*: Ist nur so’n bisschen rau. *touching* Aber Loecher sind da nich’ drin.
It’s just a little coarse. *touching* However, there aren’t any holes.
Klaus: Nee, das ist ja glatt.
Nah, it’s smooth.
Ingrid: Aber die spritzen da doch was ein?
But they inject something?
Klaus: … natuerlich.
… of course.
Bill: Nee. Das ist ja ne Nadel.
Nah. It’s a needle.
Ingrid: Ja, aber die Nadel spritzt dir doch was in die… in die…
Yes, but that needle injects something into the… into the…
Bill: Die sticht das unter die Hautschicht.
It [needle] pierces it underneath the skin.
Ingrid: Die ritzt oder reinstechen?
It [needle] scratches or pierces?
Bill: Sticht.
Pierces.
Ingrid: Der… der Tom sieht aus jetzt, wenn ich ich ihn so begucke… mit seinem, mit seinem, mit seinem schoenen Muetzchen… so wie ein… Seeraeuber!
He…now Tom here looks like, when I’m just looking at him… with his, with his, with his lovely little cap… just like a… buccaneer!
Tom: Wie’n Seeraeuber?
Like a buccaneer?
Ingrid: Ja!
Yes!
*laughter*
Tom: Ich wollte frueher immer Seeraeu-… Pirat wollte ich werden.
Back in the day I always wanted [to be] a bucca-… I wanted to be a pirate.
*more laughter*
Ingrid: Ja, so wie’n Pirat!
Yes, just like a pirate!
Tom: Ja, das find’ ich gut.
Yes, I like that.
Ingrid: So richtig… so’n bisschen verwegen siehst du aus, Tom.
Really just… you look a little swashbuckling, Tom.
Klaus: Ingrid, das ist ja nicht unsere Musik. Also wir wollen jetzt mal ganz kritisch sein und so weiter. Es ist nicht… die Ingrid ist ja mehr so mit…melodisch…
Ingrid, that just isn’t our kind of music. Well, we’d like to be very critical now and so on. It’s not… Ingrid here is more about… melodic…
Tom *interrupting*: Was hoert ihr denn so privat?
So what are you personally listening to then?
Ingrid: Was hoer’ ich privat? Opernmusik hoere ich gern. Schoene Volkslieder oder so alte Schlager.
What do I personally listen to? I like to listen to opera. Nice folk songs or older Schlager.
Ingrid: Wir haben den Froeschen… erm, erm, erm… Strohhalme in den Podex reingesteckt und haben die aufgeblasen… mit Luft.
We’ve […] the frogs… erm, erm, erm… put staws up their posterior and blew them up… with air.
Tom: Podex?
Posterior?
Klaus: Das war ganz makaber.
That was very macabre.
Bill *laughing slightly shocked*: Nein!?
No!?
Ingrid: Ja.
Yes.
Tom: Wo haben Sie das reingesteckt? In den Arsch?
Where did you put it? Up the arse?
Klaus: In den Hintern.
Up the bottom.
Tom *laughing*: Wie sieht’n das dann gleich aus, Klaus.
What will it look like in a little while, Klaus?
Ingrid: Klaus, nicht… das darfste nich’ machen.
Klaus, don’t… you can’t do that.
*twins laughing*
Ingrid: Das darfst du dem Tier keinen Zo-… (not finishing the word “Zopf” = pigtail) *looking at the pony’s tail* Da hat er… *turning away in disbelief*
You can’t [braid] the animal a pigta-… *looking at the pony’s tails* He just… *turning away in disbelief*
Bill: Was meint ihr wie Menschenfleisch schmeckt?
What do you think human flesh tastes like?
Klaus: Suess, soll das sein.
It’s supposed to be sweet.
Bill: Was ich mir jetzt vorstell’ z.B. so ’ne Brust… *laughing*
What I’m imagining now, for example a breast… *laughing*
Tom: ’Ne Maennerbrust aber nur. Ich glaub’ Frauenbrust schmeckt nicht gut.
But only a male breast. I don’t reckon a female breast tastes nice.
Bill: Ja. Nee, das mein’ ich. So ’ne Frauenbrust schmeckt, glaube ich, nicht.
Yes. Nah, that’s what I mean. I don’t reckon a female breast tastes nice.
*laughing*
Ingrid: Bill, Bill.
Bill.
*laughing*
Klaus: Bill, es kommt darauf an… Bill, es kommt da drauf an… wie die Brust zubereitet ist.
Bill, it depends on… Bill, it depends on… how the breast will be prepared.
*still laughing*
Ingrid: Ist aber ein Glueck…
It’s lucky though that…
Tom: Gibt nichts was es nicht gibt.
Nothing is impossible.
Ingrid: Wir sind die einzigen Normalen noch hier, nich’? Wir vier.
We’re the only normal ones left here, right? Us four.
Bill: Ja.
Yes. *glancing at people behind camera & laughing*
Ingrid *realising and saying to camera*: Oh… Entschuldigung!
Oh… I’m sorry!
*more laughter*
Klaus: Der Kameramann hat auch gegrinst, also…
The cameraman was grinning too, so…
Klaus: Das ist der Mittelpunkt. Mittelpunkt der Erde.
That’s the centre. Centre of the earth.
Tom: So, ich dreh’ an.
Right, I’m starting to push it.
Bill: Nich’ so schnell, bitte.
Not too fast please.
*Tom starting*
Bill: Oh, mir is’ jetzt schon… mir ist jetzt schon…
Oh, I’m already feeling… I’m already feeling…
Klaus: Ei, schoen…
Oh, nice…
Ingrid: Weisste, ich, ich… ich versteh das mit dem… *turning* Nein, nich! Hahahah
You know, I, I… I […] understand the thing with the… *turning* No, don’t! Hahaha
*all laughing*
Klaus: Jetzt… jetzt geht’s aber los hier… da ist ja ’n Motor drin!
Now… now, it really gets going… there’s an engine inside!
Ingrid: Klaus, halt an. Halt bitte an.
Klaus, stop it. Stop it please.
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Part 1: I can do the same trick Tom did with the soccer ball! And wow it’s so crazy that Tom and Bill has the same laugh. His laugh didn’t even sound like him! But it had to come from him since he was laughing… (when Bill kicks the ball) I’m glad they’re having fun.^^
Part 2: That little thing they were all on (don’t know what it’s called) those are really fun! But I think the ones here are bigger.. right? I don’t see them a lot though. These interviews were really cute and were fun for them.^^
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awwww that was soo cute.i was smiling the whole time. haha i love how they make tom push them on the thingy. ahhh i loveit
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omg so freaking cute >.<
i mean they look like little kids :D
that so cuuuuuuuuuuteeeeeee
it`s remaind me when i was in primari school
:3
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awww!
I missed their laughs
I was smiling the WHOLE time
this made my day
475234895719035781903758934 xs better.
(:
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OMG I CANT STOP SMILING and GIGGLING! that was sooo cute it’s cute to see the childish side of Tom and Bill.
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Ingrid: We’re the only normal ones left here, right? Us four.
but I’ve seen written different in a video on youtube:
Ingrid: You’re the only normal ones here!
I don’t know what is right! But the video was funny! ^^
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That is the randomest interview i have ever seen.
i was litterally crying i was laughing so hard
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OMG THAT WAS ADORABLE!!!!! i love bills amazing skills with the ball xDDDDD i seriously didnt stop smiling the whole time i was watching that! im still smiling! it was so cute :) hehe bill is the smart one xD too true! but tom is too :) we gotta love them!!
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I love the two “grandparents”, but I find Klaus a bit senile. Why did he have to offend Tom’s intelligence? The lady seems also inclined to like Bill more. Anyway, the idea of the whole interview is nice, the boys are absolutely cute and seem to enjoy all that. Loved Bill’s skills with the ball! But he seems to do better with that hanging on the rope thing! When will we see Tom doing the same thing?
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I LOVE them both SO much!! Those people
are such lucky devils!!
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that old lady is the luckiest woman on the earth.
she gets to touch bills tattoos.
>:{
grrr
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lol. I loveit
them laughing…..adorable
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soo cute:)haha lotz of sweets
and fun,.
yayy,…
tom=pirate???
hahaha nice one:)
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aaaggghh so much kutenezz! n i kan’t even c it!
link PLZ? ;(
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Aww, too cute. Ich liebe.
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i love this interview!! this the cutest one i have ever seen!! i love it!! love when Bill tries to kick the ball straight and it goes the other way i love Bill and Toms identical laugh so effing cute!!! soo adorable i just wanna hug Bill and Tom!!!! ♥♥
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AHHH THIS IS TOOO FUN!
cutest interview ive ever seeeen!
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aawww…there soo cute…i love their laugh
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Its funny when Bill tries to kick the ball straight, But, it goes the other way. x) Lol
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that is now one of my favorite TH interviews and my fave new one. they’re just having so much fun. its like watching animals in their natural habitat.
and when bill kicked the ball and tom was cracking up was so cute.
it’s the kind of video that makes it so you can’t help but smile.
but the talk of eating human flesh grossed me out a bit. and i also felt it was degrading, but then again, it was bill adn tom so it was adorable in a really weird way too.
and she got to touch the tattoo?!!! the new one!!!! that is so not fair.
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awwwww, they are so adorable! I wanna hug Bill too xD
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I had a massive explosion of cuteness coming from the twins! <3 It was almost too much to bear! Ingrid and Klaus look like they'd make wicked awesome grandparents! :D
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Wow thank u sO much for the translation. Needed it really bad.
They are everything. Scheisse, this is one of the cutest and sweetest vids of them I’ve EVER seen.
I wish I could hug them …
<3
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OMG so funny! The twins laugh is hysterical I just love. Its the cutest thing I’ve ever heard :)
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I know, everytime they laughed…it made me laugh. Hehe
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Um so these Ingrid & Klaus people are hilarious and awesome–they made bill & tom so normal, like they were their grandchildren spending the day with them or something. I couldn’t wait to see this when I first saw the photos, looked like such a fun, random day. I loved how they just went outside and had ice cream and did backyard activities, looked like something I used to do in my friend’s yard with the pulleys, lol the whole interview was so entertaining and cute!
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It’s so sweet I think I have freaking diabetes!!!
I kinda teared up, I mean it really felt like ginuwine fun and I never seen the twins so happy n giggly like they we kids visting their grandparents.
I love Klaus and Ingrid!! Unofficial TH grandparents!!!!
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It looks like they had so much fun. ^^
lucky lady that got to touch Bill’s tattoo.
I love the way how the twins laugh, especially Bill of course. :)
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WOW! freakin awesome… in the second vid where it talk about the buccaneers and all that made me happy. cuz at my school we’re in teams and i’m in the buccaneers … i hate my team but now i’m feelin better :D
and they were super cute when they were all on the little spinny thing!
and i LOVE bill’s laugh!
WOW! AND THE LADY GETS TO TOUCH HIS TAT????? SO FREAKIN LUCKY!
AND TOMI WANTED TO BE A PIRATE! THAT’S MY SCHOOL MASCOT!!!!
AND WHEN THEY WERE ALL AROUND THE TREEEEEEEEEE?! SUPER CUTE
alot of the stuff in these vids are in the thtv season 2 commercial thing…
AWESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That was awesome! Haha thanks for putting this up!
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Okay, this really has nothing to do with the boys and Ingrid and Klaus but you need to know, this is a tweet from cherrytree:
“RT @cherrytreerec: That freakin’ Automatic video is gonna be epic man!”
Can you even handle it!?
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Omg…how cute was that??!!!! When Bill kicks the ball and u hear Tom laugh, he sounded just like Bill, I LOVE their identical laugh. I love how we just keep seeing Tom eating. Lol
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P.S. Oh…and how lucky was cute little Ingrid to be able to touch Bill’s NEW tattoo! (I love when she hugged him when they first met. Aww.)
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Yup, I noticed that too. the laugh! it’s the same twinsie laugh! xD
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Omg I was laughing so hard at these videos bill and Tom are so cute!!!!!! :):)
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Haha this is really cute if you look at 0:47 in part two tom is like stuffing whatever he was eating into his mouth he looks really cute
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lucky lady!! omg lol, i would LOVE to hang out w/ them and just do random stuff like spin on tht playground thing lol
i love them for making bill and tom get on that hahaha
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:DDD
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thank you THUK!! for the translation..haha i love when bill kick the ball so funny
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thank u soo much for the translation. they are really funny. i think all people that age are effortlessly hilarious. they just say what they feel not giving a crap. haha plus they are big kids. haha they seem nice. i love how well mannered the twins are towards them. their mom raised them really well. i’d like to meet her as well. :-) get the insider on how she raised such wonderful men. cant believe theyre 20. just yesterday they were 17 now turning 20. geez luis!
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I love this it was so sweet, and cute, and funny
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Love this translation a bit better. Makes a bit more sense to me. Thanks to Thuk for that one.
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OMG SOOO FUNNY! i can’t stop laughing. silly silly boys. this might be my fav interview!
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hha i love this! i think i watched it about 15 times !! <3333
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THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!! I COULDNT STOP GIGGLING THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!
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SOOO CUTE!!!!! ICH LEIBE DICH INGRID UND KLAUS!!!!