Jun
01
2009

Kaulitz Pasta

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It has come to our attention that there may indeed be hundreds, if not thousands of new Tokio Hotel fans who have never heard of Kaulitz Pasta. Immediately, we had a big meeting, drank lots of coffee, deciding what to do. The only thing TO do clearly is to educate the masses and hope that many of you enjoy this.

Because we will be having another Kaulitz Pasta contest soon. With a twist. So, to keep things fair, it is important that you all have the basics.

So far, no one has actually had to go to the hospital after eating it and when I spoke to Tom directly, in person, about this, he said if it does not taste good then we are doing it wrong.

Okay, Tom. Tom Kaulitz Salami

Anyway, here’s the scoop. Apparently, many many years ago, the twins learned to cook. Or their mom left them alone in the kitchen and an experiment occurred. Here is the recipe for Kaulitz Pasta:

    Ketchup. A LOT of it. Like maybe 1/4 or even half a bottle
    Milk – as much as you want, make like a pint of it
    Mustard – the regular yellow kind. Have a bottle handy because you will season to taste
    Curd Cheese… here in the US, we are going to have cottage cheese. Some people use cream cheese.
    Salami, cut up and roasted. NOTE: When I spoke to Tom about this, he said the salami is not essential. So consider it optional.

Here’s our thread on the forum of our personal pasta aexperiences…
Link

and here is a video from a former award winner, Miss Tokio Charlotte.

Comments

  1. Siid Starshockk says:

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    aww what can’t i see the video?
    its like a box with a sqare in it :/

  2. Fotini says:

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    uck so unappetizing

  3. Billy Mays says:

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    o_o I just cooked this. It was the best thing I’ve ever eaten. I had to use brown mustard and ramen noodles. It was too early to borrow from neighbors.

  4. Rachel says:

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    This looks like macroni and cheese! Im gonna try it, i love making my own little creations, i tried making my own lotion! i bet having a twin would be awesome cuz u always have a best friend, and someone to do this kind of stuff with!! Ill be brave and try it!

  5. Mel says:

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    ha ha if I could eat ketchup and mustard, I would try it, but sadly I feel nauseous whenever I smell the stuff. xP Sounds interesting though! >.<

  6. Rikki says:

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    I think the goal should be to even out the amount of each of the ingredients. Not a whole bunch of one but that is how they made it.

  7. Rikki says:

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    OMG I am so going to make this and have my little sister eat it!

  8. gloria says:

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    Ima Try This!
    My Mom Says It Looks Nastie, But She Is Going To Have To Help Me.
    Jiji! :)

  9. KEI13 says:

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    i’m sorry but i’m not that crazy!!!!! i think the only way i would ever try that is if one of the twins were feeding it to me but other then that i don’t think so

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    ewww thats gross
    it would make a good dare though

  11. Anna says:

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    Dung! This paste not so prepares

  12. Savannah says:

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    Haha wow that sounds REALLY nasty. But maybe it’s okay as the other comments have said..I think I’d throw up though..ketchup on my PASTA? Ew holy shit. If I ever do marry Bill I’ll be doing ALL the cooking. Haha I remember Tom’s oh-so-amazing sandwich. Lmao.

  13. HiKatieB says:

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    I tried it once, and it wasn’t that bad. Although, I did use ricotta cheese and hardly any mustard. Just enough to give it a little flavor. it did get old really fast though. I think there’s still some sauce in the freezer…. I might have that for dinner…

  14. Sophia says:

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    I’d hafta LMAO if the Twins were just making es up to see how many fans would try es!

  15. kayla says:

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    ok the only way i would eat something like that was if i could meet the boys afterward!!!! otherwise
    HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  16. Secret*Fan says:

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    Am I the only one who noticed the COMPLETE absence of any kind of pasta in this recipe list? Are we just supposed to use generic spaghetti?

    Incidentally this proves that males over the age of 6 will eat ANYTHING.

  17. Niki. says:

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    Me and my bestie tried to make this once.
    Either we suck at making Kaulitz Pasta or something.
    But it wasn’t the best. The smell is the worst part of it.
    :nod:

  18. Morana says:

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    I have to say that this sounds gross, but I kinda want to try it. Although I’m too keen on the type of cheese.

    • Morana says:

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      I meant NOT too keen on the type cheese…I really need to proofread these things better

  19. Fishie says:

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    Every time I’ve heard “Kaulitz Pasta” >.> I’ve gagged lol… I don’t even like cheese… O_o except for cream cheese… but ketchup and mustard and milk mixed in with it? Hmm… no, I don’t think so. But I suppose I shouldn’t say that the boys are insane until I at least try it! xD LOL Now *I* have a curiosity to try it! I’ll just ._. steer away from the salami… and not use so much mustard xDDD

  20. angelina says:

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    im just jealous you got to talk to tom personally:[
    actually i might try it
    probably not but whatever lol

  21. Therese says:

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    I got it to taste good!!! :D

  22. LadyCupid says:

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    OH EM GEE!!!! I have the sudden urge to poison –*coughcough*– I mean, “cook” for my family! *_____*

    I can see it now…

    “DO AS I SAY OR WE’LL HAVE KAULITZ PASTA EVERY NIGHT FOREVER!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

    My parents will cave in really quickly… well, unless by some miracle it actually tastes good… But from what I saw in the video I don’t think that’s gonna happen! lol

    • Fishie says:

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      Ne ;D Perhaps they used too much mustard and not enough ketchup… it DID say the possibility of using HALF a bottle of ketchup lol. And Tom DID say that if it doesn’t taste good, then we’re doing it wrong!!! lol xD Perhaps it doesn’t take a whole lot to get it wrong!!!

  23. nandhini says:

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    wow. i was eating pasta as i read this. it sounds gross but maybe it tastes good.

  24. Anna From Finland says:

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    Okay, I think I would like it.. without milk and mustard. I love to see how random Tom and Bill can be. : D

  25. alli says:

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    bllllleggggh! that looks soooo gross! (kinda reminds me of this other pasta dish I tried before though… spaghetti sauce mixed with alfredo sauce… bleegh! thought I’d throw-up… and it kinda looks similar also… :| ) i think I’ll leave this one to everyone else that is brave enough to try it… hehe…

  26. Mercedes says:

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    That is so gross. I wouldn’t eat that shit, especially if a dude made it up. I don’t care who he is. Love Tom not the crap.

  27. Sophia says:

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    Curd Cheese can be bought here.
    Totally diff then cottage or cream.
    No wonder es ist nicht working!
    LOL

  28. kaela says:

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    wow! thats looks really discusting! ewww!

  29. Heino Hasselhoff says:

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    I think it looks like and probably smells like puke. Great recipe for diarrhea!!

  30. crump says:

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    aww I remember seeing charlotte’s video so long ago!
    that was when I first came across this site as a new fan, memories!
    :D

  31. Janean says:

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    That video seriously made me want to try it! :D

  32. Billkaulitzswiffy says:

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    omg thats like TOTLY AWESOME YO!!
    i soooo CAN WAIT TO MAKE TH@
    MY MOM MITE THINK IM CRAZY BUTT
    I CAN DEAL WIFF IT SHE THINKS IM CRAZY 4 BEING INLUV WITH BILL
    SHE SAYS IM LESBO CUZ SHE THINKS hes A GIRL WICH I SO NOT TRUE!!!
    I GET SO MAD @HER BUT OWELL I HAVE MY TH CD AND DVD
    SO IM FINE =] ICHLIEBEBILLUNDTOMKAULITZ!!!!

  33. Annie-Bananie says:

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    omg after watching that video I really wanna try it now lmao
    I’ve always known about it but never thought to actually make it and see how it tastes! lol

  34. therocker68 says:

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    it sounds insane. the twins are insane. but then again, i’m insane, so does it really matter? i’ll try it when i’m alone b/c if i’m not somebody would probably try to commit me to a mental hospital. it sounds gross though. and curiousity killed the cat, but why not take that risk.

  35. Alexis says:

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    I am so going to make Kaulitz Pasta this weekend. Tons of it. It sounds absolutely delicious.

    • Mari says:

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      DONT DO IT!
      i thought it would be fun
      well i still smell mustard.
      ugh it was so nasty.
      and then the cream cheese would not melt!
      it was really nasty.
      the one inthe vid looks better tho

  36. DAlia loves tom! says:

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    uuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! i kinda wanna make it out of curiosity. those boys r NUTS! man twins there is something wrong with you. Hmmmm i wanna make it. but curiosity killed the cat.

  37. MANDY :) says:

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    yea i have heard of the recipe
    me and my friend tried to make it once and it didn’t turn out too good
    the one on here looks a lot better

  38. rate this comment Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    That is disgusting but I mean Bill and Tom are crazy. I’m not suprised!

  39. Sonya says:

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    I’m gunna try it!!!!! lofl!!!! ♥♥♥

  40. Samm says:

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    eww! that stuff looked NASTY! how did they come up with that? Did bill and tom just throw a bunch random stuff from their fridge in to a bowl? ugh. i still love them though. even with kaulitz pasta-breath :)

    • therocker68 says:

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      probably. me and my bff have done that before. but it came out really well. i think thats just because we put a whold bunch of chocolate sauce in it though.

  41. OlenkaOMG says:

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    mmmmm that may be good, but i hate cheese, mustard, ketchup, and pasta in general. But i guess i will try.

  42. liltokiox3 says:

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    um Tom hun
    uhh are u sure that tastes good?
    it sounds revolting….
    i’ll only try it if tom made it fer me.
    TRY.not eat. O________o

  43. Arlenne says:

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    ….when they say salami, i wonder if they mean pepperoni.
    cuz i was watching germany vs usa on youtube and that said that the german wrd for pepperoni is “salami”….so i was wondering if they put pepperoni instead of actuall salami????…lol

    • emilypeanut25 says:

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      I bet that it would taste better with pepporoni

    • HiKatieB says:

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      I’ve seen that video too, and it’s sort of right. When you order a salami pizza, it doesn’t come with pepperoni like we’re used to. It does come with salami on top. Not little spicy round things. Big salami size not really spicy things.

  44. TokioAdriana says:

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    LOL!!! I remember trying this a long time ago and added my own twist, and it came out delicious, if I may say so myself :D
    Pasta is my specialty.

  45. lulu says:

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    wow. im totally going to do this one day when noone else is home so they wont think ive gone absolutly crazy. actually i probably have if im so excited about it hahha :)

  46. tanzi says:

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    lol what were they thinking? i can’t even imagine how they came up with this recipe. i just love how totally random they can be. i wonder if this is what tom made bill while he was sick last year.

  47. Anna from Utah says:

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    yes! i am going to make it soon. all i need is Salami and some cottage cheese. actually…it looks real good…

    or maybe i think that because i am insane..like Bill and Tom.

    • momo says:

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      hee hee count me insain too lol!! XXDD

    • Mecki's Baby says:

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      I would definitely try it…and I dont even like mustard lol…I think it looks really good!!! I am probably insane like Bill and Tom too lol either that or everyone else is insane tehehehe…One day I will try it with some friends tehehe..I could try it now but I think I would get in trouble with my parents….hmmm I want to try it though sooo bad

  48. elke says:

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    hahahaha, i tried this a few months ago and it’s actually not that bad. It looks and smells disgusting, but it tastes alright. lol

  49. Paige says:

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    i could handle the ketchup and salami but i don’t like the other ingredients.
    :/
    i’d be afraid to try it

  50. Kaylie says:

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    UGHHHHHHHH *feels woozy* noooooo nooooooooooooooo

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      Do you realize that these ingrediants in no way are gross. You put ketchup, mustard and cheese on your hamburgers anyway not to mention meat. The only difference is you’re putting it ontop of a different type of carb. You people make big deals of stupid things. It tastes perfectly awesome. Calm yourself.

    • YUNA says:

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      I totally agree with you Kaylie. ;0)

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